urlesque:

bestrooftalkever:

Worlds strongest child, a 5 Year old Romanian Bodybuilder, is TERRIFYING.

This kid is going to end up being 4 feet tall.

This is actually horrifying. WTF.

urlesque:

(via juliasegal)

urlesque:

I would quit checking Weather.com if it meant I could get my weather news from a dancing weatherman. SERIOUSLY — let’s encourage this behavior.

See a bunch more dancing weatherman and there will always be sunshine.

hahahahahahah

erospainter:

Cocktail countdown to Halloween-Bloody Brain Shooters

Channel your inner mad scientist with this Bloody Brain Shooter. Add chilled vodka and lime juice to a shot glass, then use a straw to drip Irish cream into the glass. The acidic lime juice will cause the Irish cream to curdle, creating realistic strands of “brain.”

Ingredients:

1 1/4 oz. strawberry vodka such as Stoli
1/8 oz. Rose’s lime juice
3/4 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
Splash of grenadine

Preparation:

Chill vodka for better smoothness. Add vodka and lime juice to a shaker, shake and strain into a shot glass. Using a straw, dip some Bailey’s Irish Cream into the shot. Once you submerge the straw into the Bailey’s put your finger on top of the straw to hold the Bailey’s in the straw. Dip the straw tip into the vodka and slowly release your top finger. The Bailey’s will curdle a little bit due to the lime juice and you should be able to make strands of Bailey’s.

Repeat the straw/Bailey’s process to build a “brain” in the shot glass. Add a splash of grenadine to the concoction to add the ‘blood’ to the mix. Down the hatch as a shot.

Recipe courtesy Dan Goss, Downtown Grill and Brewery, Knoxville, Tenn.

i really need to remember this for next year.

half the things you said i did wrong, you were doing. it’s all good tho, i know what’s up.

surprisingly good hahaha

-brass knuckles

mytouch 3g

zippo lighter, i miss my old one.

make the one i’m getting look respectable

mitchell solid-top orchestra guitar

ccs blank complete

apc new standard denim

clae russel caramel

is purgatory

i still secretly hate you.

fuckyeahstrangefinds:

Illustrator Marc Johns has been drawing and painting his entire life. His work is often sparse, whimsical and obscure. He describes himself as a traditionalist and a minimalist, often drawing on post-it notes or as seen here, in a Starbucks bathroom. His latest work and book info are available at marcjohns.com.

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